Beautiful, Dirty, Wi-Fi: YouTube/MySpace Celebrity Playlist

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The YouTube/MySpace Star of the 2000s: ringtone rappers, polyphonic popsters, internet indie rockers, and hard-driven hipsters… you basement dwelling vlogophiles are the most beautiful dirty richest of all.

We do the dance right; we have got it made like ice cream topped with honey – but we got no money…

You do the dance right (to the bank), you’ve got it made like ice cream topped with honey (or just iced-out chains), but you got no money (debatable). To the handful of you who are making something out of nothing and generating wealth riches from webcam stardom: kudos – this playlist is for you

Soulja Boy – Superman that HEAUX OH! (The “Won’t Someone Please Think of The Children?!” Remix)

Me plus you (I’ma tell you one time) [x3] <– or three
When I met you girl my heart went knock knock
Now them butterflies in my stomach won’t stop stop

Justin Bieber – Talent… lyrical deft… the trickle down effect in action #ohhighsouljaboy

Esmee Denters – “Outta Here” #youbethejudge

It was back in ’99, watchin movies all the time
Oh, when I went away for doing my first crime
And I never thought that we was gonna see each other
… and then I discovered MySpace
Sean Kingston – #friendswithinternet #seekmethroughthescreen

It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose
Where ever it goes I always know
that you make me smile
Please stay for a while now,
Just take your time, where ever you go

Colbie Caillat – Oh, young love lyrical romances… pass the strawberries and dot-com bubbly

Lily. Allen.

Fear not, all isn’t lost in the MySpace generation; for the ten thousand Tila Tequilas there is Lily Allen: the reason, that just so happens to rhyme with silly.

#watchthisspace

Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the light

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