BlinkkMedia: Justin Bieber/Jon Stewart Go Shark-Jumping on the Daily (Show)

“And now for your moment of call me when it ends Zen…”

Hey Jon and Justin, do you know what every body-switching spoof says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you’re a UWS-friendly Fox and Friends, that’s a less hot version, of me! Yeah, so don’t try to act so… – just don’t! You can take that outdated Adam Sandler pseudo-smug facade, pre-pubescent hair flip, and shove it right up your sterile sanity-rallying swagger coach’s hairy (cue the school bus) #BOOM

Love, Freaky Friday

Watch This Space: Lindsay called… said last decade wants its “swagger” back #airquotesincluded. In related news: to the remainder of “news correspondents” waiting in line at the Bieber bar to sip that sweet tween cash-cow Kool-Aid, there’s no shame in bowing out and never saying ever to that first taste; only you can prevent Bieber Fever #makeitstop

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