Fellow Americans, it is with the utmost pride and sincerity that I present this recording, as a living testament and recollection of history in the making during our generation.
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this: I shoot at you actors like movie directors [laughing] This ain’t a movie dog
Kid Rock and Sean Penn would like to borrow a moment of your time and illustrate the grave importance of overlooking the narcissism of minor superficial demographical differences in light of the larger union we share as an American people… that while the differences we hold as private citizens are what made this country great, it is the collective freedom granted to the public which defines those who call the United States home… celebrities: because they’re just like U.S.
“American Freedom:” brought to you by PeTA, NASCAR, CNN, Kid Rock’s Rebel Soul and “American Bad Ass” courtesy of Atlantic Records, Ricky Bobby courtesy of Sony Pictures, Halliburton, and Toyota Prius.
“Americans:” brought to you in part by “Atlantic Records, Uncle Kracker, The Ellen Degeneres Show, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney … Copyright 2012, Top Dog Records”
Watch This Space: America: because freedom means privatizing the Public Service Announcement #yourewelcome
Watch That Space: It’s edutainment #kanyeshrug