Britney Tweets 2007, Ep. 1

if… IF I were to blinkk this I would probably say… because if ifs and ands were pots and pans there’d be no betta work for tinker’s hands, because pink wigs birthed millennial whiplash, because it’s the rhyme behind seasonal reason, because you’re not B and will never see it her way… because Britney didn’t…

The De Jure, The De Facto, The Glory of Britney Spears’ Tribal Gospel

First things first: #HOWCANYOUREADTHISTHERESNOPICTURES Second things next: Sort it out, education is the motivation #Literacy #ImaginationPassport #GetToWork *And now: our regularly scheduled programming* So… in the two years and miscellany of months since Britney Jean… many dramatic learning scenarios have unfolded… for the shown world, and both a one Miss Britney Jean Spears, and mutually…

Vol. 19: Blackout, Britney Spears

2007 climaxed the greatest American tale since The Civil War, and Britney Spears’ Blackout was our living soundtrack. Just as Spears was our blue-eyed child of misfortune, “Blackout” is the requiem of our American Dream. Britney was an ideal created in our own image. Our image, our perception of our self worth, in the past…