When I grow up I want to be famous; I want to be a star — I want to be in shoe-vies:
Nicole knows that just because California is broke, her ankles don’t have to be. Hopefully more stars on and off the court will take heed
Broke ankles are the leading cause of young stars going broke. Dancers are equally prone to broke ankles as ballers — just ask MC Hammer, who wasn’t aware of the ankle insurance package when he shuffled his parachute pants into bankruptcy. You don’t even have to be “on your feet” to be afflicted though, ask Lindsay Lohan. Her Ferragamos just weren’t enough support on that fateful Summer’s eve of evasive driving; broke ankles, broke people.
Still not convinced? Fair enough. One final note though: broke ankles break people, and they break their dreams — anywhere, any time. Even aimless wanderers are susceptible: en route from one bar to the next pub, or public phone — I don’t judge — and bam! Snap, crackle, pop goes the ankles. What starts as a simple lack of proper shoe support and stability
was it Fielder-Civil; or was it the shoes?
Broke ankles. Broke people.
But it doesn’t have to end it tragedy, just look at Mr. West; with ankle insurance like his, no wonder they call him Mr. By-his-self-he-so-impressed — him and these fine fellows
And ladies, don’t let dresses get in the way of security. What is the only thing these three had missing when they got out of the car (other than their knickers):
ankle insurance. Heels + dress + car insures nothing — except a tabloid scandal. Luckily, dresses are covered in the insurance plan.
Watch this space: From style to safety — whether showstoppin’ or ankle poppin’ — look no further than your feet, because it always comes down to the shoes — literally.