Ad a Day: Nestea Red Tea

Politics

It’s Friday … let’s go lighthearted

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In Obama’s America, we Socialists love all things red, and tea is no different; tasty: check, foreign: check, red: check, exchange student: double check (bottled exchange student: borderline GitMo — probationary nish nish, negative life points) — Liquid Awesomeness! Now, if only we could bottle up a healthcare reform plan then we’d be in business — wait we don’t need to reform anything; Robitussin is already health insurance in a bottle

Watch this space: This red tea’s got the green light, my two very enthused thumbs up — and of course, top Marx

America: Now, slightly Socialist-leaning

Politics

According to a new Rasmussen Reports survey, only 53% of American adults believe capitalism is better than socialism

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In related news: 44% of American adults actually know what socialism is, and 3% would like you to use it in a sentence please

Watch this space: and “Right America, Feeling Wronged” on HBO