eHarmony member #612679: Lindsay Lohan

yes. pop’s teflon donatella: looking for love, someone to spend the rest of her life with — or, at least, the rest of her probation with I would describe my personality as creative — I’m  a bit of a night-owl. I’m a workaholic; I’m a shopaholic … and according to the State of California: an…

How Lindsay is Saving Print Media

Desperate times call for desperate measures. In an era where print media needs something — anything — to sell their stories and space, Lindsay Lohan graciously extends her freckled forearm to the fourth estate. Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan…