10 reasons why we can’t let our kids – or ourselves – “Get Schooled” by Obama

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So, if you haven’t heard by now 1.) how’s life under that rock treating you? 2.) Barack Obama is going to take time out of his uberbusy schedule of actually doing things presidents do – y’know being an active president, it means actively presiding over the country – namely making your kids aware of the importance of a quality education, and engaging them to pursue said education (which relates – but is not directly correlated – to Viacom’s “Get Schooled” campaign, though Obama will be appearing with King James for the special). I know what you’re thinking, “How dare the elected leader of my country talk to my kids about their education?! I’ve spent years not caring about their scholastic endeavors: opting for book burnings instead of book fairs, enjoying a PBR – or twelve – in front of my JVC instead of attending PTA meetings, letting Lupita the maid immerse John and Jane in authentic conversational Spanish during my Botox follow-ups instead of going over their foreign language homework, playing them the timeless prose of George W. Bush – via Bushisms on tape — before bedtime instead of reading liberal-tree-hugging propaganda like Goodnight Moon, etc. all for our ‘President’ to wipe those years away with one fell swoop? In the name of ‘their best interests?'” Shameful. I’ll tell you one thing: I don’t have kids but if I did – I’d probably have a lot more empathy for Bristol Palin, but more importantly – I would be right there with the thousands of parents protesting. Here’s ten reasons why:

10.) Your child just got over Swine Flu, the last thing you need is for Jimmy to catch “Schooled” – whatever that is.

Ad a Day: Nestea Red Tea

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It’s Friday … let’s go lighthearted

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In Obama’s America, we Socialists love all things red, and tea is no different; tasty: check, foreign: check, red: check, exchange student: double check (bottled exchange student: borderline GitMo — probationary nish nish, negative life points) — Liquid Awesomeness! Now, if only we could bottle up a healthcare reform plan then we’d be in business — wait we don’t need to reform anything; Robitussin is already health insurance in a bottle

Watch this space: This red tea’s got the green light, my two very enthused thumbs up — and of course, top Marx

America: Now, slightly Socialist-leaning

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According to a new Rasmussen Reports survey, only 53% of American adults believe capitalism is better than socialism

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In related news: 44% of American adults actually know what socialism is, and 3% would like you to use it in a sentence please

Watch this space: and “Right America, Feeling Wronged” on HBO